Chag Sucott Sameach

Shalom Shalom, Shana Tova, (Belated) Chag Sukot Sameach, a whole lot has happened since the last post and I only got a chance to write about it all now. So please bear with me.

The last post was before Yom Kippur. We went to Tiferet (the girls seminary) everything was nice. By Mincha and Neila I wanted a new inspiration so decided to go to a sefardy minyan. Over here you can just pop in to a shul find a seat on Yom Kippur and join in, no need for a reservation. WOW! the sefardim really have a lot to offer. The basic theme is that they are very interactive. They pray together many parts (communal prayer) and pretty loud too. It’s hard to describe if you’ve never seen how they daven. Their nusach is very personal and direct. It’s kind of feels like they are actually talking to G-d! Isn’t that what Tefillah is supposed to be??? Not that Ashkenazim don’t have anything to offer. We do have better tunes, but the sefardim have an incredible spirit and sincerity. We should both learn from each other and get it right. I would highly recommend popping into a local sefardy Minyan to expand your consciousness and see how others communicate with the same g-d we all try too, but in a very different way. I hope to do so more often.

Sukkot: Good news, and Big news!

I’ll start with the good news. I usually like to get a nice estog, and would spend some time and money to make sure I get a nice Mehudar 4 minim set. This year I could not spend the big bucks so decided to wait till erev sukot that would be Fri. and see what I can come up with last minute. Just like my mom (NOT!) at about 12:00PM Fri. I got to the Merkaz local shopping in RBS, the place was packed. There were lots of vendors and lots of esrogim. I was looking for a taymani esrog which according to my Rav is the closest species to the original. I believe it has a different number of chambers inside. I started making my rounds looking at the options, as the minutes went by you can see some of the vendors desperately trying to move as many esrogim as they could. I was at one table and the guy yells out “Hakol B’eser” everything for 10NIS I was looking though the taymani boxes and found a very very nice one. So I got a Estog for 10 a nice mehudar lulav for 10, Hadasim for 10, Aravot and a lulav holder for 10. That’s 40NIS about $12 for the nicest esrog set I think I ever got. B”H for that.

Ok now for the BIG news. As some of you may know I follow Rav Dovid Bar Haim on many issues especially pertaining to Torat Etretz Yisrael and how that should be implemented in Israel today. I drove into Yerushalayim the Wed before sukkot to hear his shiur “WAVING LULAV ON SHABBATH-SHOULD WE WAIVE THE SHULCHAN ARUCH?” You can hear the whole thing here, or read the source sheet or a short letter about it. Very briefly there are 2 Mishayot that clearly say that you shake lulav on Shabbat when Shabbat is the 1^st day of sukkot. The Talmud Bavli initially explains the Mishna the same way and makes it clear that in Bavel and outside of Israel since they are unsure what day is actually sukkot they do not shake lulav when the 1^st day of sukot on Shabbat, however in Israel since they do know they shake on Shabbat. Then on the 2^nd page the Gemara (which could have was probably written decades later) there is a change of mind, they say forget what was written last page, since we in Bavel can NOT shake and Shabbat they in Israel can not do so either. Rashi explains that they did not want disunity, but the נצ"ב Neztiv rejects this idea since in fact for hundreds of years before and after the 2^nd Churban, people in Israel shook Lulav on Shabbat, while people outside of Israel did not, and the Jewish world did not fall apart. Plus the Talmud Yerushalmi never suggests we ignore this Biblical Mitzva in Israel on shabbat. Rav Bar Haim says since the largest Torah center today is in Israel we should be following the psak for here not the psak for Iraq or any other Jewish existence. Therefore we should shake lulav this year on Shabbat since is it’s the 1^st day of sukkot. He also wrote a psak that people in Israel can eat kitniyot on pesach which I printed and handed out to people. However in this case I kept it more low key and shook lulav in my sukkah together with saying Hallel before I went to shul in Shabbat. Whoever asked me if I shook on Shabbat I told them I did.

In Yerushalyim, Machon Shilo had a minyan so they all shook over there. It is important to understand that in their Minyan everyone left their lulav and estog in shul before Shabbat just like it says you should do so in the Mishna. The Rav does not hold of the eruv too much. I know about 5 people in RBS who shook as well. Perhaps next time we will be able to put together a Minyan. If felt good to be able to perform a Mitzva like this in Israel and be part of a group of people that are trying to restore Torat Eretz Yisrael to what it was intended to be.

Sarah Epstein, came to us with a friend Fri night. She is very open minded and seems to know more tanach and about yehadut then a lot of boys her age. Shabbos Yom tov afternoon Chaim Heinaman asked if some of his friends from “Bais” can come over for a meal. The Bais Boys hit Jackpot, we had 20 sushi rolls, they had no problem polishing off a plate.

Some Bad news; Arabs rioted on the temple mount, so they closed it off the whole week. I was planning and ascending to Har Habayit Wed morning with Moshe Feiglins group. Instead of kicking off the Arabs that make trouble the Police would rather prevent Jews from going as well. Moshe Feiglin said it’s exactly the opposite of with the Government says. They say if we go on the Temple mount there will be violence, it’s because the Police prevent us from going on the Temple mount that there is violence. But it really made me think. As much as I wanted to go in Har Habaiyit what about Hashem? do you think he wants Arabs there plotting to kill Jews? or perhaps his House, his place there. This is what we say in Shemone esrei every day ומבי גואל לבני בניהם למען שמו באהבה

Hashem bring redemption for HIS namesake. True jewish leadership that has the Temple mount on its agenda will solve this problem.

Chol Hamoed:

David Zakheim is in Israel for the Inauguration of parents new apartment near Belz in Jerusalem we spoke on the phone. But did not get a chance to meet.

Motzash:

That’s short for Motzei Shabbat, I Played at a simchat beit HaShoeava for Bais Tefilla. Rav Malinowitz’s shul. He is originally from Monsey. I had my drummer and B”H we did a great job. When we were packing up they told us they are cleaning up for a Galut Minyan the next day sun. I guess that’s for the people who identify more with Galut.

Sunday:

Annie & Mark Hoshander from Kew Gardens Hills (Annie Parilis from Monsey) are here at their parents’ apartment in Jerusalem. Sun. We met them at Beit Guvrin an underground city of caves 20 min from us. Then went back to RBS for a BBQ. Annie brought surimi, (imitation crab) Thanks. Even though they live in the US they held 1 day since they were here. There is a story about a shul in Israel that was making a Galut Minyan the 2^nd day of Yom tov, they asked Rav Kook to speak. He said no way. So they asked one of his students who needed the money. The student ask Rav Kook what he should do. Rav Kook said, tell them that if they advertize that you will be speaking followed by a performance from the Haifa band for the blind you will agree to speak. I guess he did not get the gig. The Hoshanders liked RBS so much they decided to come for the last day Shmini Atzeret/Simchat Torah

Monday:

I had a Bar Mitzva gig at Ramat Rachel in Jerusalem. That’s a beautiful Mosav with a Hotel and catering hall just north of Beit Lechem and across from Talpiyot. I was speaking with the manager about where I would be playing in the sukkah and asked him for pricing for someone making a Wedding here soon. Then I asked if their pool was open he said until the end of the week. So I asked if I can bring my family along he said sure. So I brought along the family set up, they went swimming most of the day in a great pool. On the way to the gig my drummer called that his car broke down on the Hill up to Jerusalem. He wasn’t sure if he would make it. GREAT! I spent about 20 min in the car trying to get a replacement. Then my drummer called back he got it to a gas stating and is in a cab on the way. B”H. After Shacharis Before Elkie and the kids went swimming we joined the Bar Mitzva Party for a tour of Ramat Rachel. From the roof you can see Herodian, looking south to Beit Lechem and almost to Chevron, and north to the Temple mount and entrance of Jerusalem. Heshy and Eve Feldman our 2^nd cousins from Englewood were there as guests. They were in Israel staying in their new apartment in Yemin Moshe outside the old city. We spent some time schmoozing with them on the tour. When we were all done, we went to Bowling at Talpiyot. It was Packed and at least an hour wait. So we played pool, and went home.

When we got back there was a MAJOR Music festival in Beit Shemesh. It’s like a Jewish Woodstock at an outdoor Amphitheatre. This is was the 10^th year, there were buses from all over the county and thousands of people 75% of them teens. Shira was making us nuts to get there on time so she can meet all her friends. We bumped into Chaim Heinaman, I asked if his Yeshiva lets them go, he said no way! So I said so why are you here? He said are you kidding! this is the best concert anywhere I won’t miss it for nothing. Apparently about half of the Bais Boys were there as well. It’s Very nice that teens in Israel can do something Fun, Cool and KOSHER with Jewish artist singing, Jewish words and plenty of adults around. For something this big in the states teens would have to go someplace most Jewish parents would not approve of.

Tuesday:

We went with Manhigut Yehudit on a trip of the Shomron. They were all meeting at the Citidel Hotel in Jerusalem, but I had a feeling that it would be very hard to get there from RBS and park in the morning. My friend Aryeh Sonenberg said you can park free at Ammunition Hill, near Frimmi’s old apartment in Ramat Eshkol. So I asked Shmuel Sackett if the bus can pick us up from there on the way. He said ok which made things Much easier.

We went to a Golani Army Base had a snack in their sukkah, watched them practice shooting.

Then we went to view Shchem from the mountain above. Jews are not allowed into Shchem for our PROTECTION! Ahaaa... Real Jewish Leadership will change that problem. You can see Kever Yosef in the mix of all the building below.

We then went to a winery in Yitzhar tasted some Jewish made wine, davened Mincha in Ben Landas new Shul.

Then lunch at Moshe & Tzippy Feiglins house in Nevei Aliza Karnei Shomron. We had Pizza and a Kumsitz in the Shukkah.

Then Kaiver Binyamin, then back home. I did not make it to Kaiver Binyamin see pict. below for why.

Wednesday:

We drove to a Shilo Festival, this time NOT in a bullet proof bus. We were going to go with a few families but most backed out, and one of them found out his Avis car rental would not cover him going to Shilo. (thanks Avis) Elkie was not thrilled about going. But I told her 6000 people will be there it’s ridiculous not to go. I got good directions, you have to drive though Pisgat Zev to get to highway 60. At a gas station I filled up the tires with air and handed the air pump to the next guy waiting. He did not have a kippah on his head. He said "Toda Chag Sameach". That is another thing I love about Israel even a “Chiloni” stranger can say Chag Sameach at a gas station in a completely natural way. We got to Shilo fine B”H ate lunch RIGHT AWAY in the sukkah as per Elkies orders. They had many chugim, like making lafa, spices, leather making, bamboo flute making, basket weaving, coin minting, and more. Plus we made a hike up to where the Mishkan used to be.

Place of the Mishkan

The sun going down from Shilo

Thursday: Everyone was pooped so we just hung out at home in the morning. We were invited to emily Hoscahnder's Bat Mitzvah that night at Little Italy, a restaurant in Yerushalayim, right across the street from the inbal Hotel (formerly the Laromme). We decided to go earlier on in the day with the kids to walk around ben Yehuda. Yosef decided to stay back home with some neighbors so we took Shira, Ariella, and Yehuda. we parked behind the Inbal, by the Liberty Bell Park and walked up towards the hotel. At the entrance to the hotel we saw our Woodmere neighbors, the Finks. they were getting off a van from Efrat. They are staying in the hotel for Yom tov. We stayed and shmoozed with them for about an hour then we walked up to Ben Yehuda with the kids. it was a beautiful night. the weather was great so we walked around for about an hour then we needed to get to the bat mitzvah so we put the kids n a taxi that took them to the Central bus station in Jerusalem and they took the bus back home. Shira and Ariella took care of Yehuda and managed to get him to sleep when they came home.

We went to the bat mitzvah which was in the sukkah of the restaurant. It was dairy and the food was good. We ate eggplant parmagian and fettacini alfredo. everything was going well until the waitress was serving dessert and spilled the tray of hot coffee on Elkie. B"H she is fine but it was a scary moment!

Friday:

Was sushi day. Shira and I made a bunch of rolls. The Hoshanders come. Fri. night we started off at Aish Kodesh then did some shteeble hopping to check out Hakafot in other places, they were all great.

Shabbat: We went to Aish Kodesh

Motzash:

Hoshanders left, after we cleaned up, Elkie and I went to Hakafot Shniyot at the Sport center. My friends from Soul farm were playing, Shimon Lanzbaum and Noah Solomon. They were great as usual; Shimon was the guitarist for Aish Orchestra for 3 years, and Noah sings backup on my CD. We said hi to them they were happy we are now in Israel. Noah thinks I look all Israeli now.

Sunday:

I asked Elkie if the kids have school she said not it Issru Chag. They are all off. I said we should really do something with them since they have a lot of school and few days off. I called table to table and organization that collects food from Caterers, restaurants and more and gives it to people who need food. They also get access to farmers fields who are not picking their produce or just want to donate it. They always need volunteers to help pick fruits and vegetables. Usually people go as a group but I just called the main office and told them we would like to volunteer. They got back to us and with the phone number of Yedidya the guy in charge of the fields. He said come at 1:30PM bring hats and water, we are picking onions today. The kids were Kvetching they didn’t want to go. I told them they spent a whole week having fun they can spend some time doing some chesed. I told them if they go we will go Bowling in Modian when we are done. They reluctantly agreed to come. We went to Kibbutz Kvutad Shiller, just south of rechovot, met Yedidya followed him to the fields and started picking onions out of the ground. The kids really had fun. Just out family picked 275 kilos of onions that’s about 600lbs. quite respectable for one family for one hour. We got along with the 2 workers there, they gave us T shirts and told us to come back anytime. I think they are starting peppers soon.

See video below:

We then went to Modian for bowling. When we got in it was a 50minut wait. So we put our name down got some shawarma for lupper walked around a bit them went bowling. For 5NIS I got the massage chair.

Hwwwweeeeeeeeeeeewww!!! That kind of covers things till next time.

גמר חתימב טובה

Shavua Tov, we just got back from the L’vaya andקבורה burying of David Srulowitz ע"ה

I’ll get to that soon, we hope Sandi Srulowitz has a safe trip back to the US he is at the airport as I write this.

Rosh Hashana was very nice, even though I usually daven at Aish Kodesh, last year I decided to daven Yammin Noraim across the street at our neighbor Montals shul. This way Elkie and the kids can easily pop in and out of shul whenever they want. This year the Seminary that was next to us Tifert just finished building a brand new building about 2 minutes from us down the block and asked the Montal minyan to join them in the Seminary so they will have a Minyan.

When we came last summer we heard they are going to build a building at the end of the block. At that time there was nothing there but and empty mountain. We figured based on how yeshivas go up in America we can expect to see this building in 5-7 years. As the months progressed we watched truck after truck come in and lots of our Arab cousins working on the building. 1^st bulldozers, then a retaining wall, then the foundation, then one floor then another, by Pesach they already had 5 floors up, then came siding windows, racing though the summer, the day the girls came to seminary they finished the brick walkway in front of the building. Pretty Amazing! It’s a beautiful building great job Arabs and Jewish Architects and engineers.

Elkie and the kids came to shul. Yosef sat next to me and was reading along the Haf-Torah for Shmuel Alef. Since he learned Shmuel Alef last year, he knew the whole thing and could have even layned it. When I was in 3rd grade I didn't even know what Shmuel Alef was. We are very proud of him and so are his grandparents. I came back after the 2^nd day and blew shofar for the ladies on the block who missed it, including Rebitzen Habor and her pregnant daughter-in-law. Lot’s of the men in the neighborhood went to Uman. So we ate Shabbos day with 2 neighbors whos husbands were there. We ate in our car port which is right on the Street level, so we got to see everyone walking by.

I have contemplated going to Uman since I do study and appreciate the teaching of Rebbi Nachmon of Breslav. He was very special and unique, his teaching are certainly worth looking into. My friend Rav Lazer Brody told me to invite Moshe Feiglin and he will guarantee him success this year. When I went with Moshe to Har Habaiyit before Tisha B’av I gave him Rav Brody’s invitation, Moshe smiled and replied that he thinks that if Rebbi Nachman were alive today he would prefer that he stay in Israel for Rosh Hashana. I think he may be right.

During the week our outdoor sprinklers had a leak by the main connections, so I fixed it. Then the next connection stared leaking so I fixed that, then the next… I basically had to reconnect ALL the joints since when one was fixed the water pressure found the next weak spot. I got the things I need from the hardware store in Ramat Beit Shemesh Bet or just ב The fellows there are very nice and helpful, even though I LOVE home depot, it’s nice for a change to get help from a chareidy guy wearing black pants and a white shirt of course instead of Frank with a Home Depot apron. The stores are getting all ready for Sukkot, so they left a bunch of Schach out in the middle of the street on the island divider. I guess they trust that no one will steel schach for their Sukkah.

I was parked by the יש supermarket the other day. When I came out a charedi (Chasidish) fellow asked if this was my car, I told him yes. He then showed me on the other side how his wagon went into the car and made a small dent. He offered to pay for it and asked how much money do I need to fix it, I told him to forget about it שיהיא כפרה He asked if I’m Mochel him, I said yes. Some people like to make fun of people in ב I think most of them are decent honest people.

Elkie and I were at the pharmacy and saw this thing called צום קל (easy fast) apparently you drink one in the morning and one before the fast or take the pill, and you fast easier. I asked how much it was. 20NIS I told the woman well that’s cheaper then a Shawarma. We’ll let you know if it works. They change the clock in Israel tonight so that the fast ends 1 hour early. Another benefit of a Jewish state.

We went to Benzi and Yonina Thee in Efrat for Shabbat. It was very nice, They have a beautiful family and nice house. Their baby Yishai is Yosefs age and that makes 2 very active 3 year olds. It's very cute to see them play and talk in Hebrew. Shabbat day we ate by Yehoshua and Chaykie Basan next door. Yehoshua is an 8^th generation Yerushalmi, his great… grandfather was one of the Vilna Gaon’s students who came on Aliya in the early 1800’s. So in 200 years from now perhaps our grandkids can say something similar ב"ה.

Benzi now has Roni and Avivas dog "Guri". It’s a white golden retriever. He is very fine looking, graceful, and the kids loved him. He’s a real family dog. Even if you are not a dog fan, you have to love this one. Shira has a bunch of freinds in Efrat that she met in camp Arad this past summer. She Facebooked them and called them and they all got together Shabbat afternoon. Motzash, Yehuda cut his finger on a tape measure and was gushing blood, but we calmed him down stopped the bleeding and he'll survive.

Finally! We went home, dropped of the kids put them to bed, and went to the Erez Hachaim Cemetery. Uncle David Srulowoitz my father uncle passed away Fri at the age of 92. He lived in Monsey for Many years. 2 of his children Sandi and Charney & Jeff Rabinowitz flew to Israel to bury him. It was called for 10:30PM. We walked in right on time, there were about 20 people there. They brought out the body right away, Sandi spoke, he said two main points.

1. His father NEVER got angry, he always kept his cool even if something got in the way, he would just say "ok lets move on".

2. He NEVER spoke Lashon Hara. He had plenty of things he could have said, but would not say a bad word about anyone.

Thinking back about times I spent with Uncle Davy, that seems to be a very accurate description of him.

The speech was short and to the point. We then went outside brought the body to a van, we followed the van all the way to the end of the cemetery, and buried him. It's in a new section for the Young Israel. He was the 2nd person in that area. Sandi had a cab waiting and was running straight to the airport to catch a flight back to the US, I gave him a quick hug and said Hamokom. Charney went back to the chapel, and sat for a few minutes outside. The Schwarts family from Community Synagogue in Monsey is here for Sukkot, they got an email and came, as well as Nechemiah, Yaakov Moshe, Tzivi Hoch and Ari Walfish from Yerushalayim.

We spoke with Charney quite a bit, shiva will be over tomorrow. Apparently Sid very recently was talking about where they would be buried and even though all their lives they thought it would be in NY they decided the future of the Jewish people is in Israel and they want to be buried there. Kol Hakavod to Aunt Sid and Uncle Davy א"ה for having that clarity and foresight. We should only here of Simchas, and we should not only be buried in Israel but LIVE here as well.

We say in Birchat Hamazon;

הרחמן, הוא ישבור עלנו מעל צוארנו, והוא יוליכנו קוממיות לארצנו

קוממיות means upright (Alive)

I've been trying very hard to meditate on that passage for the last few years.

The Chevra Kadisha at Erez Chaim is 2nd to NONE. Unfortunately this is the 3rd person I helped bury there this past year. They are very respectful an helpful, they even ask the מת for mechila when they are done just in case they showed him any dishonor. I remember going to someones burial in the US, when we got to the cemetery the workers were on a lunch break, the מת and the entire family had to wait half an hour till they were done with their lunch. I remember being very upset at the whole scene we are all waiting to bury a loved one and the workers were taking their time finishing lunch. I understand they need to eat, but they could have taken care of us then eaten lunch, or with 3 workers they could have taken turns. When Esav tried to hold up Yaakov burial, Yaakov's grandson chopped Esav's head off. This would NEVER happen in Israel. If someone reading this remembers who's burial that was please let me know using Post a Comment

To the entire Srulowitz and Rabinowitz families

המקום ינחם אתכם בתוך שאר אבלי ציון וירושלים

Have an easy fast and a גמר חתימב טובה

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Shana Tova

Shana Tova שנה טובה

When writing a blog it's possible to write/say things that people may not want to hear or that that can even hurt people. I try hard not to do so while still keeping this blog honest fun and interesting. It's not always so easy. So just in case you were hurt by anything I wrote or even offended in any way I truly as for Mechila מחילה and hope anyone who reads this blog would give me feedback for any reason at all if they feel it necessary.

I'll tell you about my NEW job in a moment but fist one of the benefits of being around the home is I get to pick up Yehuda from gan quite often. It's really nice to see him playing with other kids and communicating with them in Hebrew. It's very cute, and there is always a project or something going on there. Plus it’s very nice to just walk there and back without having to get in the car. It’s only about a 3 minute walk from the house.

Now The Job! Ok I took the bus in to Jerusalem Sun. morning and got there about 9AM there was a list of people whose membership either expired or were about to expire. I had notes written down how much it would cost to renew, and a basic idea of the special deal I can offer them for TODAY only, so I start making some calls. Apparently there was a salesman at the same desk who used the same list about a month or so earlier. He made some notes on the list by hand in Hebrew of course. One of the columns on the list was for the amount of times a person came during the year. So if someone came 75 times it would be easier to convince them to renew then someone coming 3 times. I started making some calls in Hebrew, and realized that the guy before me did a pretty decent job, he called the people who with the highest attendance and had notes next to most of them. Some of them renewed some said they would, some were not interested. So I was repeating a job mostly done. If I would be getting paid well to repeat someone’s work I wouldn’t really care, but over here the idea was that I make a commission of each renewal. I called people on the list who did not show up often and almost NON of them wanted to renew some even asked if they can have an extension since they paid for the year in full and did not use it, one guy never came ever.

I am used to giving someone a product or service and then getting paid for it. Over here there seemed to be lots of people who thought they would come, paid for it, but never took advantage. I understand this is how they make money but I don’t really like that concept. When I sell something I need to believe in it. When the boss finally showed up, I explained to her that this was an old list and pretty useless, she said she’ll print up a new one soon. But non of the hand written notes on my list were ever entered into their database. I wanted to work off a computer using their database so I can log calls and if someone is not interested it should be on the record. She didn’t seem to really care about this, her attitude was just keep calling (even if they don’t want us to) Despite all this I actually got 2 people who agreed to renew one (I think an Arab) wanted a better price since a friend of his was going to a different club. I asked her if I can lower it and she gave a certain price for 13 months. I called this guy back, he was leaving on vacation in 8 months and did not need a 13 moth deal and offered to pay for 12 months at the same price per month. Seemed completely fair to me I basically told him that should be fine, we have his credit card on file if there is a problem I’ll let him know.

In sales you want to make the deal and not go back and forth. A person can change his mind. I went back to her and she said now way! only a 13 month commitment. This makes no sense to me at all, they offer 1, 3, 6 and 12 moth plans, I can tell this guy was serious it was either 12 moths or he is going somewhere else. She is not budging and basically trying to squeeze the last shekel out of the guy. Even though he is an Arab he is still a paying customer and should be treated decently with good customer service. So basically this deal is gone and so is my commission on it. A bunch of other things were rubbing me the wrong way as well. 3PM came and I did not get any new list, my boss had no time to talk to me, I can’t make any deals this is not looking to good.

I get on the bus back to RBS and get my confirmation and reminder that I don’t like busses. What can I say I’ve been driving for 23 years and am not a good passenger. I came to the conclusion on the bus ride that I will not be making that bus ride on a daily basis to work under those circumstances. Well it lasted 1 day. We always tell the kids you don’t have to like something but have to try it once. I tried this with an open mind. I called the owner who is an Anglo I never met him, and explained my perspective on his business. He seems like a nice guy, but is not doing a lot of things that I think should be done. He did agree with me on a lot of topics, like getting every ones email address emailing updates and specials and have a system of tracking people referring other people so they can be rewarded. Plus they are right across from the Tachana Merkazit which has thousands of people there every day. I think they should have a few poster ads there directing people to the club across the street for a free 2 week trial. If they were to offer me a real salary and listen to me, I could probably double their membership in 6 months. Well it’s there loss. They are not thinking like successful Americans.

There is no question that Israel is behind America when it comes to customer service and free market thinking, although they are catching up. Bezek the phone company used to be a nightmare to deal with, as soon as they opened the phone lines up to competition lots of people left and all of a sudden Bezek changed their entire infrastructure and policies. Now they are much better getting to be more like Verizon. The two key components for change are COMPETITION and Anglos coming here with an understanding of how good customer service RULES! and will always bring in more customers. My good friend Lorin Spigleman always says the cure to Israel is Americans coming here. So keep that in mind when thinking of Aliya. Americans CAN and DO change this place for the better one person at at time. We need you, and we ALL need Israel.

Talk to you next year until then שנה טובה ומתוקה

Jump & Roll

Ok what's Jump and Roll? is this a fire drill? not exactly I just needed a catchy title that has to do with this post, besides in a fire you get down and roll.

OK 1st Roll. That would be a sushi Roll! In case you don't know Israel has amazing fruits and vegetables that grow here, including avocado, one of the main ingredients in sushi. (the rolls we like). But avocado season was over about a month or 2 ago, so we have been making some mango sushi (ok) but missing out on the avocado. Now avocado is back. Last week it was 35NIS a kilo. No thanks I'm not that desperate, but we just went to the shuk and got them now for 8NIS a kilo. big difference. Fresh sushi grade fish is available here in RBS I usually get it from "Dubi Dagim". They always have fresh Norwegian salmon which is great. However, I like the California rolls which have white imitation crab in it. It's made off a fish called Pollack which they make into surimi, which is available with a Hechsher. "The Talmud teaches us that for every non-Kosher food, there exists an equal and opposite Kosher version (Chullin 109b) So if it's kosher, and I like it, and I can afford it, I’m eating it. The problem is they don't sell surimi in Israel. I have asked a number of people to bring some back, it's available at most Kosher supermarkets in NY, and did not succeed for a FULL year, till NOW! B"H our very nice neighbor, Michal Reit who loves my sushi brought back 2 packs of frozen surimi rolls. WOW thanks Michal you’re the best you made my year. If your coming here don't forget to bring surimi. (Picture of sushi made with surimi by yours truly)

Life in Israel story: Ok so while Elkie and I are in the Beit Shemesh Shuk, we were walking around checking out the produce, most vendors let you taste a bit to see if you like it. After buying from one sefardic looking guy we ask where the cucumbers are from, he tells us a local Moshav. He than asks where we are from we tell him NY. He then says ok so stop by the Moshav sometime to visit us, pretty cool! no one in Costco or Stop and Shop ever invited us to their homes.

Ok now for Jump: Aish Orchestras in NY unfortunately is not as busy as it once was, and we still have bills to pay. I do some fundraising with Manhigut Yehudit but it's a bit slow right now, so I have been looking for a Job. Josh Factor just made Aliya from Monsey he buys and sells businesses we met he can use me to find business for sale. I am trying to do it I need to make calls American hours. It seems to have potential, but pays by commission and may take some time to build up a pipeline of clients. If you know of ANYONE even thinking of selling a business please let me know.

Since we need some money now I was looking for something to do during the day. I sent a resume to a bunch of places even met one company for 2&1/2 hours I knew both owners and probably could have helped them they seemed very interested in me even had an idea what I could do for them, but never ended up calling back. I recently saw a post for a salesperson for a fitness club מרכז בריאות וכושר called “Jump” in Jerusalem. So I emailed them my resume with a letter and got a call the next day asking if I can come over at 4PM. Well I was working the American hour job and asked if we can meet tomorrow thur. She said fine 1:45PM. The Gym is located in Binyame Hauma right at the entrance of Jerusalem across from the central Bus station. I was debating if I should where my tzizit out or not and decided I would, if they don’t hire me because of that too bad on them. So I took the 12:30 bus from RBS got there, walk in and see 4 woman waiting, uhh oooh, I sit down and wait, then 2 more people come in. Apparently we are ALL candidates. Since they were blabbing in Hebrew 1000 miles an hour much better than I could, I did not think I had much of a chance in SALES where you have to talk to people. Well I was going to give it my best shot. One person finished the interview and left and the woman interviewing came out and said ok I'll do short interviews 5 min each she quickly figured out an order then said you and you then the Bachur (that’s me). Ok my turn comes I walk in she asked what I do what I did, I told her I'm a musician and singer she was a bit confused and said what does that have to do with sales, I told her I own a band for over 20 year and sell bands, etc... after a few minutes she seems to really like me and basically tells me I get the job! ok but she need to confirm it and will call me tonight or tomorrow or I should call her. She called later that night, and says ok you got it. She said they had a lot of good candidates but I got it because I was Religious and an American. Go figure in America you can get a Job BECAUSE you are black, over here you can get a job BECAUSE you are religious, pretty funny! I guess the tzizit paid off. The Salary is !@#$%^&*() Ha Ha Ha!!! what a joke, but she said if I can prove myself we can talk about more in 3 months. I said that’s way too long, so she said ok for you a month. See I can be a tough Israeli too.

They want me to sell club memberships to people who come in and call their lists, sell to Yeshiva Bochrim and Seminaries. She wanted me to start working Sunday but would not be there in the morning so asked if I could come in Fri. for briefing. I decide to take Shira with me and we would go to Machane Yehuda when we were done. This time I drove. Basically she was over an hour late, Shira and I went to the Tachana Markazit to hang out a bit, came back, then we met, she was surprised I had an 14 year old daughter. She briefed me, Shira got some exercise on the mountain climber, and I start tomorrow morning 9AM we’ll see how it goes.

Chaim Heinaman from Monsey came for Shabbos with 2 other boys from “BEIS” that’s Beis Yisrael in Nevei Yaakov. Chaim is very sweet and very with it. He is welcome here any time. Shabbos morning I saw one of my neighbors waiting for a new neighbor a recent Oleh from LA, Avraham Bell they were debating what shul to go to, I told to come with me to Aish Kodesh so they both came along. Avraham Yehuda Ben Avraham was born a non jewish colorful man in the USA, he decided to become Jewish and now decided to make Aliya. In Israel we have tons of Ethiopians and are used to seeing Jews in all colors, I'm sure they will feel very welcome here.

So he once WAS an “African American” and now IS an “Israeli Jew”.

I told my neighbor Mendy Newman the Gabbai we have a new oleh, he got an Aliya and everyone sang Vishavu Banim, that warms you up every time. We really do get the best people here in the holy land.

And Finally: Our Orange tree is growing nicely B"H. Orlah (3 years) was over last Shavuos and is now in the neta Revai stage which is the 4th year, from what I understand after Rosh Hashana the year is over, so perhaps we can eat our oranges after R"H. I need to find out for sure.

Gota run to Slichos then catch an early bus to Jerusalem tomorrow morning till next time.

Schools In

Ok School started. Yosef started 2 weeks ago, the girls and Yehuda this week.

Yosef has a busy year ahead of him. Last year he finished All of Sh'mos and Va'yikra as well as Shmuel Alef and Bet. This year he will learn Ba'midbor and D'vorim and other Neveim. B"H he is doing very well. He like his new Rebbi and his school Toras Moshe Got some new Prefab rooms and plopped them down next to the Gan Campus. So now all the classes and office are in one location. Eventually they will need a bigger building. But Liat Liat the school is growing.

Ariella is no longer taking the bus to Orot in Beit Shemesh which she loved to do (right!!!) now her class is in Gila the same place Shira goes to. It's here in RBS so she can walk and it's a nice new building.

Yehuda started a new Gan. Last year was great but was privately owned and run, this one is public school gan. Run by the Iriaya. The teachers Gannenets are both Religious and teach the kids brachot and Torah etc... They even have 2 mini Toras in the Aaron one Ashkenazi one sefardy it's very cute see pic. Since we are olim we get a 1/2 discount so we pay 75NIS a month. That's about $18. Yes if you have kids this is a major reason to make Aliya. It's in a nice building just for the gan and another gan for older kids next door, there is a small Shul on top of the Gan that runs on Shabbat. Jay Blumenreich (My brotherinlaw's) other Brotherinlaw, is the Rabbi of that Shul.

Simachot:

Ok so we has a double simcha day on Sunday. Our neighbor Dovid Montal got married to Shira Abraham both made Aliya from Elizabeth a number of years ago. So they grew up together and both family are good freinds. It is very special and nice, both great kids. The wedding was at the Great synagogue in Jerusalem. The Bat Mitzva was for Roni and Aviva Baruchin/Thee's daughter in the Givat Ram Campus of Hebrew University. So we had to juggle both. As someone who has been to about 2000 Simchas I had an idea how to pull it off. B"H they were about 10 minutes from each other. We went to the Shmorg of the wedding called for 6:45PM schmoozed and ate a bit, stayed for the Chuppah which started about 740PM at about 8:10PM we got in the car and went to the Bat Mitzvah, got a bit lost but made it by 8:30PM. Danced a bit, schmoozed a bit ate some more, I met and smoozed a bit with Mayer Lupoliyansky the former Mayer of Jerusalem, we said Mazal Tov and headed back to the Wedding to catch the 1st dance set and made it in the middle Hwooooooo!

At the Chuppah they announced the Misader Kidushim is Rav Harashi..., I was waiting for some Yeshiva or Yishuv, then they said, Rav Harashi... LYisrael Rav Yona Mertzger. That's the cheif Rabbi of Israel!

Pretty cool! I guess if you are looking for a top name Rabbi it's hard to beat that. So we bumped into The former Mayer of Jerusalem the Chief Rabbi of Israel in one night, saw lots of Knesset Members including Natan Sharansky, Eli Yishai I(Shas) at the Nefesh B'nefesh landing, go to the Har Habayit with Moshe Feiglin, it's easy to meet popular leaders in everyday life here.

The wedding was nice we went home, We had a busy week, B"H lots of new olim on the block, one of them from England is eating by us tonight. OK gotta run to shul

Shabbat Shalom.

P.S. Shavua Tov!

Ok it's after Shabbat I have some time to spell check now and add a thing or two.

We had the new British Neighbors Morer for Fri night meal, very nice people from London. He, Julian left a very good High Tec job because he decided he want to be in Israel. Most of his friends think he is nuts to leave such a great job. He told them all Hashem is the one who got him that job and can get him a job in Israel too. Apparently this is a shocking concept to most British Jews. She is due after Sukkot perhaps she will be Elikes 1st customer as post pardom dula. Another new oleh on the block is Wagshal, they made Aliya from Baltimore he is a day traitor and is working the American hours from here, also very nice people. Everyone coming here has a great story of how they got here, and are all amzaing people. We all become like family and help each other out right away since we all know what it's like and can understand what Olim are going through.

The girls Shira & Ariella had a Melava Malka at their School Ulpanat Gila. I walked with Ariella and her friend Rachel from Beit Shemesh who is sleeping over by us tonight. Across the street from the school is Beis Teffilla a very large Anglo shul that has a big kollel and lots of learning programs going on all the time. The Rav is Rav Malinowitz from Monsey, a popular Rav who has a great sence of humor. Rav Zev Leff was coming to speak, so I went to hear him. The place was packed. For those of you unfamiliar with Rav Leff. 35 years ago he was giving a shiur in Miami on Yishuv Haartez, when someone raised his hand and said, "Rabbi in Living in Israel is so important why are you there?" With that he picked up and made Aliya. He is the Rav of Moshav Matisyahu, and one of the foremost Halachic authorities. He has taught in many Yishivos and Seminaries including Elkie in Sharfmans 18 years ago. He has a great website where people post wild questions on ANY topic and has his answer in a recording of his voice. It is very informative and entertaining. check it out at http://www.rabbileff.net B"H we get great Rabbis coming to speak and give shiurim in RBS all the time like, Rav Leff, Rabbi Breezak was here last week, Rav Lazer Brody, Rav Pinchos Winston, HaRav Dovid Bar Haim and many more. Rav Natan Silifkin will give a shiur and presentation on the different kinds of Shofars Mon night. Torah and Shiurim in Israel is the best.

She'll be comin round the mountain.

OK finally, I had a meeting in Jerusalem last Tue. If one in Chutz Laaretz would be offered to be borough to Yerushalyim in 1 hour, most people would jump at the opportunity. However when you live here and B"H go pretty often, sometimes if you have a busy week and don't have a lot of spare time you can find yourself saying Ohhh MAN... I gotta go to Jerusalem today!!! Then you catch yourself and say Hey wait a minute, Jews waited 2000 years to do that. So even if it can be a schlep sometimes, like taking and hour trip to Manhattan, it is never the same thing. The meeting was at the Larome hotel, nice place, when I was done I stopped off at a Hall in Bayit Vagan to check it out. Someone called me to do a Bar Mitzva there and apparently there are polls in the middle of the room, so I went to see the best place to set up the music there. When I was done I was starving so I found a Shamarma place on the block. I still remember checking out halls like Anthony's Peir 9 and others, if I was hungry when I was done I would have to settle for a bag of potato chips a chocolate bar or some snacks at a local 711 or gas station mmm. You really feel like a normal person in a country when you can just pop in just about anywhere you are, and eat fresh tasty Kosher food.

Bayit Vagan is on the western side of Jerusalem so I decided to take a new scenic route back to RBS. The main 2 ways of going to Jerusalem from Beit Shemesh are route 38 north to route 1 that's the Main entrance to Jerusalem, or the back roads 375 to 60 which passes Beitar then goes though the tunnels to Gilo in southern Jerusalem. If we are going to the southern part of Jerusalem like the Malacha Mall, Talpiyot or even to the eastern center like the Old city/Kotel we take the back road which usually takes about 30 min. If we are going to the norther part of Jerusalem, Givat Shaul, Maalot Dafna where Frimmi & Yitzchok used to live, Rechavya or the center of town we usually take the Main entrance route 1. Since Beit Shemesh is West of Jerusalem there are actually two other roads one can take. 386 and 395.

If this is confusing. See the Map Here

I already took the 386 route one time just to check it out. You pick it up Ein Kerem, that's where the Huge Hadasa En Kerem Hospital is. Both routes go though the Jerusalem forest and are very windy roads. 386 passes Nes Harim which is a Kibutz that is famous for it's water park. 395 is a more northern route which is closer to route 1. It passes Ramat Raziel and some other small towns. You are literally driving though the forest of mountains right on the edge going down and up. It's a very beautiful trip but you have to be VERY careful and drive slow. It is probably more enjoyable for someone not driving. At one point the road is so narrow that only one car can go at a time. There were some interesting things to see along the way and I really wonder who lives in these secluded small towns, but for now I think I'll stay with the main 2 routes. Apparently one of the Heinamen boys hiked though the entire forest to Beit Shemesh, that's a full day hike. When you guys visit B"H we can take it just for fun.

Until next time Shavua Tov. and Happy Labor day in the USA